Saturday, 31 December 2016

Lord Blair of Baghdad !

Now we have a peerage for `fake services` to world peace:

"Tony Blair is to receive a peerage in the New Year’s Honour’s List for services to world peace, it has been announced."

"Since leaving UK politics in 2007, Blair worked as the Middle East peace envoy until 2015, when he felt as if his job was completed."

"As all peers are allowed to choose their own title, the ex-Prime Minister has opted for Lord Blair of Baghdad in recognition of all that he did for the Iraqi city."

"`To echo the words of my good friend George Bush, mission accomplished!`"


  1. "Political satire became obsolete when Henry Kissinger was awarded the Nobel peace prize" (Lehrer) and Tony 'Bliar' when awarded Peerage for World Peace (Symonds)