"Once upon a time there was a young hoodie who liked nothing better than to joy-ride in stolen cars with her friends and whose family was so militantly left-wing that everyone who knew her used to call her Little Red Riding Hoodie."
"One day, Little Red Riding Hoodie’s unemployed single mother said to her, `Take this basket of luxury goodies I’ve bought with the massive benefits handout I’ve just received, to your grandma’s 5-bedroom council house funded by hard-working taxpayers.`"
"`But why can’t one of my seven half-brothers or sisters, all born to a different father, do it?`" Little Red Riding Hoodie complained."
"`Because they’re all out begging for me and your step-dad’s beer money, like you would be if you weren’t such an example of Britain’s lazy youth!`" her mother scolded her. `Now remember, don’t talk to anybody black on the way!`"
"Promising not to, Little Red Riding Hoodie skipped off, the basket of taxpayer-funded luxury goodies tucked away safely under her arm next to the Stanley knife she always carried with her..."
It`s not often there is humour in this blog. Definitely worth reading more at http://tompride.wordpress.com/2014/10/11/the-daily-mail-book-of-fairy-tales-little-red-joy-riding-hoodie/
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